Lies!

Have you met my younger brother?  He's pretty cool.  He's an engineer, so he's smart.  He surfs and plays baseball, so he's athletic.  He loves God, so he worships at church and studies with friends.  He looks like my dad, so he's cute.  He's a dedicated Dodger fan, so he looks good in blue.  And he was so sweet to tell me (in the 'comments' of my last post) that it's raining at the beach in CA today.  Trying to make me feel better since I can't be out there.

But, you have to watch out with him.  He can throw out the occasional falsehood, I'm sad to say.   Lies!

It does not rain at the beach.  I know.  I have never been to the beach when it's raining.  Have you?  That's because it doesn't rain there.  I know it's sunny and warm and uncrowded and the ozone layer is sealed tight all along the coast so no UVA/UVB rays will harm my pasty midwest whiteness.

Nice try, Dave.